"Hooray, we've blocked internet access for almost all of the computers in the dorms, because you all have viruses. No, we don't need to warn you first. Just hunt around until you find how to get your computer unblocked (if you happen to ever find out that your computer IS blocked, and not just that the internet is down). Se, you can still go to the UW website. Then go to the student guide, find the computing help, and see what to do if your computer is blocked. Here's the website! But no, you can't get the patch you need because the website is 'temporarily down', and has been for the last 24 hours. Just keep refreshing every ten seconds. Sorry!"