So I was sitting on the quad today eating my lunch, minding my own business, when I got assaulted by a female duck! She really wanted my sandwich. It got to the point where she was standing on the music on the ground in front of me I had been working on, and almost stepped onto my lap. Then she bit my toe! (I was barefoot) Finally, I distracted her long enough to shove it back into the tupperware container until she gave up and left. My lunch was finished in a very covert manner, with constant peeks over each shoulder to make sure she wouldn't sneak up on me. Man, talk about intimidation. And I thought I only had to worry about the squirrels. Teach me to trust the animal world.