Let's say a "friend" of mine ran afoul of the dorms. Possibly by drinking in someone else's room. And now they have to go talk to some residential life such-and-such. Does anyone have recommendations for how my "friend" should handle it. Pretty implausible deniability of "I just got there" or "That was totally just juice"? Acting repentant? Telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Any advice for my poor unlucky "friend"? (Besides, obviously, take it off campus...) Does it make any difference that she lives on a SAFE floor, but was drinking elsewhere?