One: WTF ? A-L-L department - I hate you.
Two: If you are/claim to be Jewish, can you get out of this in the future? Any other brilliant plans on avoiding this? I'll likely get all sorts of fun testing accommodations like I used to have next quarter, so I can probably schedule it for a different day anyway (hey! there is an upside to being bipolar and having a learning disorder after all!), but should that fail, I'd like to find out how to avoid this in the future.
Three: As if Chinese 101 isn't hard enough, they add this crap in. Grr. 我不是樂意! (Excuse my bad chinese) :-P