An open call to architecture and engineering students:
Today as I was walking back from classes, I couldn't help but notice the most amazing tree in front of Gerberding Hall. There are three trees in front of it, and the middle one is what caught my eye. Its branches are shaped like hand, a cradle if you will - perfect for a tree fort. It would honestly be a shame if this opportunity was not taken advantage of. So I call on all you architecture, engineering, and otherwise fort-building-oriented students to make a tree fort there, not just for me, but for all UW students to enjoy, play in and maybe throw acorns at LaRouchies from. I figure if you all put your heads together, you can do this in one night. I can help build it, just give me your blueprints, and some money to buy materials. I'm sure your respective departments will be glad to lend a few dollars to such an important endeavor. Thank you, and I look forward to my plan being implimented as soon as possible.