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This incoming freshmen class is LAME

So I was selected to continue taking the series of drug and alcohol surveys that make up the College Transitions Project. I got some results from it and thought you all may be interested in some of these tantalizing tidbits. Also, I wanted to give everyone a heads-up on how easy it will be to corrupt the freshman class once they arrive. Well, without further ado, here's some excerpts:



80% will be living away from home for the first time
10% have never done a load of laundry
65% will be working during the school year
49% play a musical instrument
73% played high school athletic sports



WHAT IS GOING ON
During the last three months, you used marijuana or hashish on 8 days.
The most joints or bowls you had in one day was 7 joints/bowls over the course of 2 hours.
Compared to other incoming college students, your percentile rank is 95. This means that you use marijuana on as many or more days than 95 percent of incoming UW students.





Looks to me like my freshman class will seriously experience some "college transitions" am i rite?
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