LaRouche robot/idiot: Hey there, want to join the rebellion?
Me: Stop. No.
LaRouche idiot: Whaaat? Come on, why? *Waves satanic publication in my face*
Me: Stop. I have enough toilet paper as it is.
LaRouche idiot: What's a girl like you got to be so sad for?
Me: You. You deeply trouble me.
LaRouche idiot: Come on.. hey where ya going!!?!?!? Come BAAAAACK.